#i’m jerry tho

[bakugoushotwife]

me and @keigotakamiz

[the-catnip]

The most unrealistic thing about this picture is that I don’t run. I really enjoy doing draw the squad stuff and in honor of me being active store manager while the actual store manager is on vacation I decided to do this one for stress relief. Why is Jack running away with Jerry in a cart? Who knows? Will Rosa decide on bread? Probably? Where is Gaston? Don’t worry about it I can’t draw dogs.

This piece is also a bit lazier but it’s because all my energy is focused on running a grocery store and not burning it to the ground.

[tired-ticket-man]

NO excuses. whaddya think of BILLIAM

“I hate him. Sucks about his dads, but I still hate him. He’s rude and loud.”

[biddy-biddy-biddy]

i should analyze psychologically bill dickey as my patient for my theory of personality class and give him many personality disorders as i can.

[tedlebred]

Jerry<3

[gay-dorito-dust]

i didn't realise i could just ask here than from messages im so sorry 💀 but im hungry so can you please write some more damian scenarios 😕 (angst/fluff PLEASE 🙏) im sorry if I'm bothering you but i can't get enough of your writing 😔 hope you're taking care of yourself tho!! :)))

This’ll probably seem really short but it’s like almost 10pm and I’m running on fumes and bad mental health days lately 😂

‘What’re you doing my treasure.’ Damian said as he walked into his room, only to find you had let Ace and Titus on the bed and he had to blink twice to make sure his mind wasn’t making up them wearing pyjamas on top of that.

‘Nothing.’ You said nonchalantly as you brought Titus in your arms, cuddling him while he remained looking at his owner.

‘I thought I said none of our pets should be on the bed?’ Damian then said as he gestured to the two dogs that you had let on the bed without his permission as though the situation you both faced wasn’t obvious.

‘I was feeling lonely when you were out on patrol.’ You replied, pouting. ‘That and I was bored and out the dogs in pyjamas to feel included with me being in pyjamas.’ You added as you smiled widely at him. Damian sighed, he shouldn’t be surprised, this was bound to happen sooner or later since you still had a couple more weeks to heal your leg before being cleared for vigilante work again.

So naturally you are going to rope in Titus and Ace one way or another in your shenanigans much like you did with Jerry and Goliath when you had hurt your arm, Damian almost lost his mind trying to find you only to find you fast sleep stop of Goliath, with Jerry acting on guard in front of you both. It was certainly a humorous sight had he not been on high alert when he couldn’t find you in bed upon his return from a mission with Bruce.

‘You could’ve waited until I came back my beloved, I don’t want you hurting your self further just trying to entertain yourself.’ Damian lightly scolded you as he walked over to your side of the bed, kissing you on the forehead before greeting -and thanking- ace and Titus with head pats and ear scratches, as an almost missable smile graced his face upon seeing the two dogs poetically melt into his scratches.

This was the sight he loved most when coming home and he always wanted to come home to this as many times as he could in the nearby distant future.

‘I’ll be fine Dami,’ you said softly as you reached out to hold his cheek in your hand, ‘I’m not doing anything that’ll cause me any discomfort or more pain then I’m already in and that I’ve been in really good company.’ You gesture towards ace and Titus who would press themselves against either of your sides, acting as living crutches for you when you tried to move about the room and down the halls, they’d even look up at you as though to silently ask if you were okay and if you needed to sit down soon.

You knew Damian was behind this and couldn’t help but bring him into a tender to his forehead. ‘Thank you.’ You whispered.

‘For what my treasure?’ He asks softly as he manages to settle himself on the edge of your shared bed.

‘For having ace and Titus look out of me when you’re gone, sometimes I forget how well you know me to know that I’d get restless when healing.’ You said as you patted both dogs on their sides in appreciation as they both decided that they had gotten comfortable enough to start falling asleep. Neither you nor Damian had the heart to tell them to get off, and silently decided that one night every so often could Ace and Titus could share the bed with you and Damian.

‘Like you said I know you, better then most, and I’d like it more if you didn’t go and get yourself hurt from trying to do something beyond your current capability.’ Damian admitted softly as he began to get into more comfortable sleepwear to join you, Titus and ace in bed by climbing into your side of the bed and holding you again his chest upon seeing as how Titus and ace took up his side of the bed.

‘How sweet of you my dear.’ You said cheekily as you kissed his hand that rested on your side before yawning.

‘Sleep my love,’ Damian said softly as he watched you rest your weary and heavy head upon his chest, ‘sleep sweetly.’ He adds just as you succumb to long awaited sleep as he kissed your forehead, only to follow after you not long after being certain that you’d wouldn’t be bothered anymore before joining you in the dream realm either Titus and Ace.

[moonstruckmoony]

A Ravenclaw Lunch 🦅

Drew some of my favorite Ravenclaws on this platform. Although one isn't necessarily a Ravenclaw. (@traceyc-uk I genuinely thought he was a Ravenclaw when I first saw him lol but I saw your comment reply somewhere that your first playthrough was Ravenclaw so I think this counts… a bit? 😂)

This post is basically a peace offering (and a love letter) bcs I want to make more Ravenclaw friends 👀👉🏻👈🏻 definitely not because I'm obsessed with you guys' MCs

I swear it was supposed to be a silly doodle at first but idk how or when down the line but somehow it turned into this mega drawing. Took me weeks to finish it. I’m not happy with a few technical things especially lights and shadows… and some other things as well but I leave it be bcs I’m aware that I’m still learning 🥲 The rest I’m pretty satisfied with, I’m just happy that I got to finally finish this.

Front row (left to right):

Violet and Pearl Castellar by @vienguinn Omg HAPPY BELATED BELATED BIRTHDAY TO THESE BABIES! These 2 are some of my favorites and everytime you post I always open my phone real quick, your short comics are my comfort 🩵

Clora Clemons by @choccy-milky I cannot not draw Clora?!!?! I consider you a legend in this fandom tbh 👑 also I want to thank you bcs your fic and illustrations literally helped me go through my stressful period when I was at my lowest bcs of my new demanding job that I started half a year ago. I look forward to your post everytime and your Clora and Seb always heals my soul 😭🩵💚

Sally Salamander by @siboom777 Sally is just so wacky and unapologetically herself and I love her for it 🩵 Does she take commissions for toys tho?

Marvin Jerry by @runicxraven MY LOVELY SILLY ADORABLE LITTLE NERD 💗💗💗💗 I need more Marvin in my life honestly.

@najiang ‘s MC - I’m so so sorry I didn’t draw her full face😭, I tried my best to show her face as much as I can while still looking like she’s taking those sausages haha. But anyway please know that I love your art so so much and I kept going back to the curry one and the one where MC came across Amit with beard as adults (that one is hilarious). Idk if your MC has a name or you left it nameless? I assume it was the latter but if she has one I’d love to know!

Faustine Daemon by @faustinio27 Hey, a fellow INFJ! Winter is the same 🩵 I really love her story and especially her personality character sheet, you drew her expressions really well and I’m a fan!

Back row (left to right):

Oliver Lennox by @pixie-dustss Handsome boi 🥰 We’re friends already (I hope I’m not the only one who thinks that way 🫢) from TikTok and you made me a video for Secret Santa last year and I just found out recently that you’re on Tumblr too so I want to say thanks by drawing Oliver! 🩵🩵🩵

Aurélie Collins by @morelikeravenbore I loove this look for Aura, she just looks so chic with the hat and scarf 😭🩵 Sassy Ravenclaw bebe 🥰 My Winter has some French heritage (the lore is still rotting in my notebook bcs I haven’t had the chance to draw her family members 🥲) so I do hope they can be friends and Aura would teach her French bcs she can’t speak much of it 👉🏻👈🏻

Alistair Dusk by @speedysart Surprise! You commented on my last speedpaint on Tiktok yesterday and I want to spill this art so bad but I was almost done so I kept my mouth shut haha. I love the pretty boi’s hair and piercings, and the fact that you chose this blazer for him, I just love it he looks so dapper in that 😣🩵

Eleonora Russel by @zordanna I love sweet Eleonora and her fascination with the moon and stars 🩵🌌 Oh and I kept coming back to your “I feel like an orange” Tiktok bcs it’s so fluffy and it heals my stress… also I adore your art it’s super soft and painty and delicate 🥹💗

@traceyc-uk ‘s MC - YOUR MC. I SWEAR TO MERLIN HE’S ON MY MIND 24/7 LATELY. Not sure why, it’s probably bcs I kept re-reading your comics. Also bcs he’s an adorable little golden retriever (but also a fierce cat!😼) You’re super talented in drawing comics and facial expressions, I have a lot to learn especially in terms of layouting… last time I made a comic I hated the layout and the fact that it looks stiff to me, so your comics has been such an inspiration!

[ch5rr1]

You should totally do Jerry fan girl meeting a bill fan girl!!

i hope u meant the fangirl girls I’ve been drawing recently cuz that’s wat I did…

all of them would argue and bicker about which of the club members is the best. They’re all stupid…

I actually made fangirl designs of Pete Josh and bill in the past… I’m gonna redesign them tho in the future

[ichigopuddingmuslima]

Do Alexei and John going shopping then bumping into reader who they decide to flirt with (I don't mind picking either but both can be pretty good up to you tho)

Thank you so much for the request!

Warnings: slightly suggestive

Word count: 544

P.S. Afab reader

You casually browsed through the grocery aisles. Your list was completed and now you were just browsing for a sweet treat. There was a pep to your step as you walked and a confident energy oozing out of you. You felt good. You looked amazing. Your hair was pulled back into a messy bun, your lips glossy, jeans tight, a cropped white tank top, and black high heels. You looked like a supermodel. Every person you encountered either gave you a compliment or an envious stare. As you approached the ice cream aisle, you saw two men debating which Ben and Jerry’s flavor to buy. One man was older with greying hair, a large salt and pepper beard, and a large build. He was wearing jeans, sneakers, and a flannel button-down shirt. The other man was younger- only a few years older than you- with blonde hair, neatly shaven beard, and a muscular build. He wore jeans, sneakers, and a WWE t-shirt. As soon as they saw you, they exchanged eye contact and stopped talking. You cocked your head as you tried to recall if you knew them. They looked familiar. 

You gave a friendly wave, “Hey, boys.”

“Hey.”, the young blonde man said. The older man next to him said something in Russian. You didn’t need it translated to know that he thought you were beautiful. You walked closer to them and took the ice cream out of the older man’s hands. 

“Rocky road? Not a favorite of mine.”, you commented as you tilted your head to the side. You knew him but where? You placed the ice cream back in the freezer. 

“What do you recommend?”, the Russian man asked. He looked you up and down. A blush appeared across your face. Then it hit you. He was the Red Guardian, Alexei something and the guy with him was the old Captain America, John Walker. You forced yourself to remain composed. It wasn’t every day that two super soldiers flirted with you. 

“Hmm. I usually prefer the Häagen-Dazs. Ben and Jerry’s is too good. I’ll eat it all in one sitting. While the Häagen-Dazs, I can savor it.”

“So you lack self-control and just have to indulge yourself?”, John asked as he stared at your chest. Instead of hiding yourself, you stuck them out towards him. 

“I can’t get enough of a good thing. I’m a glutton for anything tasty.”

“I'm tasty.”, Alexei says without any shame. Such a line would normally have you rolling your eyes but he said it with such confidence that you couldn't help but giggle. 

Playfully, you swat at his arm. “You're funny. I like you.”

“He's an old man. I think I'm more your style.”, John cuts in. 

“How about both? You think you boys can share? There's plenty of me to go around.” You couldn't help but wink. Alexei let out a laugh and John blushed. 

“Little girl, you don't know what you're getting into.”, Alexei states as he puts a loose strand of your hair behind your ear. You give him and John a bright smile. 

“It wouldn't be the first time I've had two of my holes filled at the same time.”, You reply as you grab a Ben and Jerry's ice cream. 

[soursoldier]

FIRST POST!

I don’t know how active TEC fandom is on here, but I thought I’d post some Bill and Jerry fanart. This is inspired by some random fanfic I read out of boredom. For context: Jerry had a nose bleed and Bill is helping clean him up (and pete calling them gay)

This isn’t meant to be ship art, but if that makes you happy, then so be it lol :)

Also I’m begging for people to start drawing these fellas with proper acne and not just 3 pimples 😭🙏 (do what you want tho, idc)

[1stposition]

Love and Basketball, Jason’s Lyric, ATL, and every black romance movie from the late 90’s/early 2000’s should’ve had a stud protagonist idc. Imagine how fucking adorable it would’ve been to see studfemme and other black lesbian dynamics portrayed in cult classics like those omg

Like deadass, a stud as Rashad would’ve went so fucking hard. A hood stud from Georgia with a friend group of skater dykes who go to Waffle House after school and Cascade on Sundays?! The main character falling in love with an undercover rich girl?!!!!!😩 We were robbed mannn

There aren’t nearly enough openly black lesbian characters in movies/shows for me to blush and fangirl over. And if I had it growing up, I would’ve felt less alone. Don’t get me wrong I’m grateful for movies like The Watermelon Woman but I wish there were more lesbian romance films with stud leads - and black sapphic centered films of ALL genres. Cartoons included.

Shoutout to Queen Latifah, Cheryl Dune, Lena Waithe, Laverne Cox, Jerrie Johnson, Zoe Saldaña, Nafessa Williams, Lee Rodriguez, Ayo Edebiri, Amandla Stenberg, Imani Lewis, Punkie Johnson, Samira Wiley, Brandee Evans, Quintessa Swindell, Javicia Leslie, and all black lesbian/sapphic actors, filmmakers, writers, and creators for giving us representation.

Thank you, we appreciate you for giving us a spotlight in mainstream media and talking about our struggles. We deserve recognition! We deserve black lesbian characters we can resonate with - and crush on! We deserve media we can reference and talk about amongst ourselves!! We deserve all that gay shit!!

.. Frfr tho I wanna see some more gangster stud rep like on sum Boyz N the Hood type shit. We need more thug, nerdy, sporty, and grungy studs in the media. Like.. real bad.💗

But yeah, support black lesbian creators and uplift them. Support all of us :) !!!!

[strawb3rrycr3p3c00ki3]

Note: this is inspired by @existence-is-a-pain87 by their Yandere!block tales x monster?reader (I recommend reading it tho since It’s pretty neat and kinda humorous in my opinion) but this one will be different from the original so yeah I hope you understand that now. Anyways have some platonic block tales x Doey!(GN) Reader!

Warning: kinda swearing, blood mentions, notes from the author that completely uncalled for, goofy ahh sketches, poppy playtime events that are messed up, mentions of killing

HELLO WORLD!

So when you know who is speaking:

Jack = blue

Kevin = orange

Matthew = red

Well after the whole… incident of your home with your friends in it destroyed by an employee that Poppy SAID they wanted to help.. and the employee nearly killing you and SOMEHOW you are still alive which is kinda surprising tho. But after all the events that’s happened you managed to escaped Playtime.Co but since you literally just left that hell of a place you needed to fit in with society so you don’t scare the living crap outta people when they see you. Which before you thought is would easy to fit in but you instantly regret that because well people there are just really weird or just… there. At least you get to go to a convention for the first time even tho you’re broke and don’t really have job..

But you pulled though and currently you were just chilling in your new home with better food and a calm life. Your just sitting on your couch watching the news while you were busy thinking you should go to that convention or not. But a certain someone is eager to go there because… of free food..? Meanwhile in your mind.. or consciousness??? Idk just whatever going on:

“Kevin.. just because we got a free ticket doesn’t mean we gonna get free food there. It could possibly be a scam!”

“You don’t know that! It could POSSIBLY BE TRUE MATTHEW!!! Jack whose side are you on Me or Matthew’s?!”

“Don’t bring Jack into this! You do this every time I argue with you-“

“I want free food too..”

“..fine we’ll go to that convention… BUT Kevin you better not attack ANYONE in there. You got that?”

“Fine… party pooper ..”

“What-“

“Yay!”

You were zoning out that you not even paying attention to the news anymore but the only thing you got was:

Newscaster:

“Make sure to head out early… you don’t want to miss it!”

(OKAY WELL TIME TO GET UP YOU LAZY FELLA! YOU GOT CONVENTION TO GO TO NOW BYEEEE) you got up from the couch and headed to the door to leave your home and head out to see the convention. But the moment you left.. a random zombie greeted you outside and who would a great friend if they don’t say hi to their friends or a friend (Idk why I’m doing this..)

Marcus, Zombie Enthusiast:

Hey there! What’cha think of my new fit for today?! Pretty snazzy if I do say so myself! Are you on your way to the VIP Convention bro?

“Maybe if there’s free food…”

(Kevin is just silently judging bro’s fit 😭)

“Well, I’ll be looking forward to seeing you then! I’ll be heading over in a minute… I’m a bit busy saying hi to all these awesome townsfolk! Bizville’s really busy this time of year, after all! You should go introduce yourself to a couple of them! Friendships are what last a lifetime, after all!”

“Where’s the convention being held?”

“Oh! You didn’t hear? It’s at ROBLOX HQ this year! You know how to get there… right?”

“Yes!”

“Good luck dude! See you after the VIP Convention!”

“I will see you too! Pal! See you later!!!”

And now you made your way to ROBLOX HQ while walking and saying hi to the townsfolk. You walked past a small park and that’s when you hear two kid’s voice.

Harry:

“Hey!”

Shouldn’t parents be teaching kids not to be talking to strangers???

Mary:

“Harry! Don’t be talking to strangers! You know what Great-Uncle JERRY said...”

Oh so their parents didn’t tell them but their uncle? That’s a new one for me.. BRUH WHAT???

“Heya there pal! How’s it going?”

Bro you still gonna talk to them? We can’t talk to strangers too!

“See! This stranger doesn't mind!”

“(Sighs)”

“Have you seen our grandpa around here? He was supposed to be grabbing some ice cream...” (don’t ask why it’s purple it just is)

Now I want ice cream too! Same here.. but I want the FREE FOOD first! We’ll get ice cream after the convention!!!

“Don't worry about it, Harry! He's probably just being slow again...Or picking a fight with the cashier.”

They’re lucky they have THAT type of grandpa.. KEVIN WHAT-

“Haha! Yeah!! He's probably all like...

I’LL KILL YOU!!!

Hahahaha!!!”

Bro’s got the coolest grandpa EVER!!! … What?

“That's not a good thing, Harry...”

Understandable.

“Whatever Mary! Don't be a stick in the mud...”

YEAH MARY!!! KEVIN BE QUIET-

“HEY!”

“…”

There was just awkward silence now. Until you broke it to make less awkward for now.

“What?”

“Oh! I forgot you were still here... Are you heading to the VIP Convention too?”

“Yeah why?”

“Yoooooo!! That's sick! You should come and sit with us and grandpa during it!”

“..He's usually so loud people tend to sit far away.”

Kevin doesn’t like loud noises..

“Don't worry about it! We're gonna see you there!”

“Um... Harry.. They didn't agree yet...”

“WE'LL SEE YOU THERE, STRANGER!!!”

“I’ll see you two and your grandpa there too! BYE!!!”

“(Sigh…)”

After that conversation. You made your way to the convention and introducing yourself to the townsfolk on your way. And the moment you made it the ROBlOX HQ it. Was. Packed. I mean it wasn’t that packed when you were at playtime.co… that place was always filled with life.. WAY TOO MUCH LIFE IN IT… but now it’s all just ruins and blood… but hey I mean the past is just the past! No need to worry about it!!! Anyways you made your way in the crowd and successfully passed through everyone! And now you were looking for your seat.

JParty:

Good morning, fellow imagineers! The Visionaries Innovation Presentation begins shortly! Please take your seats, and silence your cellphones!

But that’s when you heard a familiar voice.

“Hey! We’re over here!”

Oh it’s the kids again. With their… cranky grandpa.. Don’t say that! You mean the coolest grandpa! What no-

“Come sit with us! We saved a spot for you!”

“Okay! I guess”

You sat down on the seat but second you do. Their grandpa wasn’t exactly… pleased with it but hey at least you made some friends right?

Elder penguin:

“Eh?! Who’s this dipface you kids brought over?!”

Rude…

“Shhh!!! Quiet, Gramps!”

The convention about to start now so PLEASE be quiet for once Kevin.. FINE! Only for the free food.

“Welcome friends, creators, and community alike! To the greatest platform on Earth... With the greatest fans on Earth... Pioneered by the minds of the future... all of YOU! Please put your hands together... For the founder and CEO of ROBLOX... BUILDERMAN himself...

DAVID BASZUCKI!

David Baszucki:

“Oh goodness... Hello Everyone! This is a record year for the ROBLOX's VIP Convention... We have over 70 countries of developers here today! Brazil, Mexico, Indonesia, Sweden... and many more! Welcome, creators from all walks of life! Please give them a round of applause!”

When you were listening to his speech. You heard the elder penguin muttering something that you could hear.

“There he is... haven't spoken to Dave in a while...”

What???

But before you could say anything. Mary also heard it and said:

“Shhhhh!!! Be quiet, Gramps!”

“When Eric and I founded Roblox... We wanted to connect the world through play. And many years later, that dream has been realized. Connection through play reaches those in need and isolation...And brings them into the light to find happiness.”

While you listening to his long speech. You kinda heard the elder penguin snoring A LOT. (He’s TOO DAMN LOUD)

“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…”

He has the right to sleep..! It’s SOOOOOOOO boring!!! KEVIN QUIET.

“Gramps!!! Wake up!!”

“Just let him sleep, Harry... At least he's being quiet now..!”

“Your amazing content supports making differences. It's YOUR kindness... YOUR creativity... THAT is what changes the lives of others. And with hundreds of millions of monthly active users... Your impact is felt, and ROBLOX has NEVER been better!”

Mysterious Figure:

“Yeah, Right.”

What the hell..? Who said that? Was this part planned…?

The room fell silent when EVERYONE heard that voice. Very silent… Heck even David Baszucki wasn’t expecting this to happen too.

“Excuse me? JParty… Did I miss a segment transition cue?”

“You think you’re so GRAND, HUH?! Spouting all those words… and for WHAT?!”

“I-I think we’re experiencing some technical difficulties here…”

And then… BOOM three people burst through the roof and landed on the stage! One of them order two of them to tie David Baszucki down (don’t think of anything dirty) and everyone was panicking at the moment. Wondering what to do. While there was a conversation between the certain three:

“What are we gonna do??? What are we gonna do??? What are we gonna do??? What are we gonna do??? What are we gonna do??? What are we gonna do??? What are we gon-“

“BE QUIET!!! YOUR NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER MATTHEW!!!”

“IS HE OKAY?!”

While you busy overthinking and everyone is panicking on what’s happening. THAT OLD AHHH PENGUIN STILL SLEEPING THOUGH ALL OF THIS CRAP. (How does he do it? Idk.)

“N-no! It can’t be!!”

“You recognize ME?! How… curious… YOU took EVERYTHING from your community… took EVERYTHING… from ALL of us! YOU just HAD to throw us aside. It’s. SICKENING. YOU’RE. MINE!”

They know each other..? Great…that makes it 10x worse..

“Hmm… I don’t think this was in the script… BUT FEAR NOT! Don’t worry, David “BUILDERMAN” Baszucki! As the VIP Honorary Host, I’m also… Your Honorary Bodyguard!! Take THIS you fiend!!”

JParty does backflip from his seat to the stage and pulls out a… ball..? And throws it at one of the intruders but one of the intruders he chose to throw the ball at was wearing a helmet so the ball just bounce off and back JParty hitting him in the stomach. And one of them just threw wooden sword at him afterwards which kicks him off the stage (Ouch. That must’ve hurt..) but a certain someone commented on that failed attempt of a save.

“You call THAT honorary? Bro THAT was disappointment.”

“KEVIN NOT NOW!!!”

The two little kids and the still sleeping grandpa next to you. The kids were panicking while the grandpa was STILL SLEEPING.

“Ahhh!!!”

“Is he okay?! What’s going on?!”

“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……”

“Grandpa! GRANDPA!! WAKE UP!!!

“Zzzzz…… Eh?! Wuh… What?!”

The second the grandpa was taken in to the current situation.. HE WAS PISSED OFF.

“HUH?! WAIT A MINUTE!! I REMEMBER YOU!!”

Wait what? Huh..? What???

“….AND DON’T THINK OL’ TERRY’s FORGOTTEN YOU ETHER.”

“I’LL KILL YOU!!!”

Terry gets down from his seat with his cane and walks a little closer to the stage but stop there and turns to YOU like he expects you to help him. And you just blankly stare at him for a few seconds, really confused on why’s he looking at you for..

“Come on, bruh! It’s been a while, hasn’t it?! Get up there and SLAP THEM UP!!!”

“Sir.. I NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!!!”

You literally shocked him when you said that. (Memory loss? Idk ether.)

“Eh?! What do you MEAN you’ve never done this before?! You’ve always been such a liar! You haven’t changed a bit, have you?! Whatever bruh… GET ON YOUR STUPID FEET!! Let’s KICK their can TOGETHER! ONE LAST TIME!!”

“WAIT BUT SIR-“

“GET UP NOW!!!”

Kevin took control because Matthew was TOO DAMN CONFUSED AND STRESSED OUT to process on what’s happening. Kevin didn’t even pick up the ball and just climbed on to the stage but Terry followed after you with the ball gave it to you. And that’s when the EPIC FIGHT STARTS-

(Great now it’s just funny not epic..) anyways you just punch two of them feeling no remorse or whatsoever when Kevin was in control but you still took the ball from Terry for other reasons. While Matthew just calmed down from stressing WAY TOO HARD and Jack was kinda panicking but seeing the situation is now in under control for a while he was just grateful that it was ALL OKAY. But for Terry he looked… not so surprised about it like he’s seen it before…? Weird am I right? Yeah..? Okay I’ll continue what’s happening next sorry..😞

“How… interesting. How… FASCINATING. Never… NEVER did I expect this. An enigma, free of conventional order and wisdom… How… Insultant. And yet… it seems so different… Ah. Then there is no need to worry. You’re just PATHETIC KIDS IN A BODY MADE OF CLAY AND DOUGH wear facades of revolutionaries.”

“OH SHUT UP!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!”

“As prayers are not born from the lives of the bliss. Oh… vessel of suffering… Let us strive to unravel the mysteries of this world. As we perform our own choreography… To the melodies of a timeless choir. Let us… strive. To make right what ALWAYS should’ve been remembered.”

“No!! Please!! This ISN’T supposed to happen yet!!—!!!”

“That device! Aim for the device, dude!! And don’t smash it or punch it!!!”

“FINE!”

You had the ball in your hands and aim it at the device which caused it suck you, the mysterious figure, AND David Baszucki like a black hole and all you heard was people panicking.. screaming.. running towards the exit.. it ALL reminds you of the hour of joy and your vision fades to black as you passed out cold. Only bits of memories of your friends, the safe haven, all those fun times together with them is all over…

Tutorial Terry:

“Hey, Wake up.”

Huh…? What??? Five more minutes dad…

“Get up, goober…”

THE ADVENTURES BEGIN!!!

Note: yeah I know I never really write my ideas but I couldn’t hold it in so yeah some of the characters can occ and cringe so keep that in mind anyways… have a great afternoon/day/night!!!

[faerghusfucker]

What do you think all of the Blue Lion's favorite ice cream flavor would be? I know Dimitri can't taste anymore so maybe have his be his favorite childhood flavor?

It was 94°F where I am today, and I can think about is how those Faerghus kids would die in this kind of weather

i absolutely adore this question actually this is so cute i’m obsessed. i’m gonna ignore any questions of what ice cream they have access to in fodlan and who would have access to which ones. they have magic they can come up with a way to do mint chocolate chip.

dimitri is a vanilla boy i’m so sorry to break it to you. i think even before he lost his sense of taste he preferred milder things. i hc that he has the favorite foods that he does out of pure nostalgia, and all his faves are just super mild lol. he is a simple man.

dedue would like those lavender honey ice creams that taste a little like soap i think. or smth similarly herbal and not that sweet.

felix is a coffee/java chip guy, i think he can only rlly deal with coffee or dark chocolate in his sweets lol. and he only gets like a scoop and only ever when he’s out with his friends already. ice cream is purely a social thing for him, he never craves it

sylvain probably likes a ben and jerry’s vibe where it’s mostly toppings that are just held together by ice cream. i think he would fuck up the tonight dough or smth. whenever they go out for ice cream together he always gets some stupid sundae with a crazy amount of toppings.

ashe would be a fan of like butter pecan or smth. i feel like he knows how to make ice cream and he makes his own like artisanal ones.

i think mercedes would like cookie dough ice cream or smth to that affect. her favorite topping is sprinkles. yayyyy colors!

annette likes fruity flavors i think. i could be basic and say strawberry but i think she’d fw mango also. she’s the type of person who wouldn’t mind super artificial or cloyingly sweet flavors, i think she’d love popsicles and water ice a lot. felix would have a taste of her ice cream and gag lol.

ingrid is a mint chocolate girlie. i think she also loves a sundae like sylvain tho. she also feels like she’d rlly like milkshakes. in a modern setting i feel like she’d make a protein shake by literally just adding protein powder to a normal ice cream shake. her friends are confused and horrified.

i love silly questions like these thank you for bringing me joy

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LONNG AWAITED ELTINGVILLE CLUB HEADCANONS!!!

I’m a fiend for these guys so lemme share my thoughts with a crowd that’s actually interested in what I have to say!!

PETE DINUNZIO

- You can’t tell me this guy doesn’t play hack n slash games. He’s gotta be a sucker for DOOM, especially Postal 💔 I have a feeling this guy makes crazy foreign references to the games and the guys have NO IDEA what he’s saying

- I know Pete wore a Danzig tshirt in “Bring Me The Head of Boba Fett” but I think he’d also really like death metal. He’d go into a mall and jab at nu metal fans, basically the embodiment of “name five songs”

-!!HAS A SECRET MYSPACE ACCOUNT AND ONLY HAS JERRY ON HIS TOP FRIENDS LIST!!!

- I have a feeling that Pete’s a sucker for spicy food. He’s definitely that kid in class who’s eating hot chips at 7am😔

-Probably owns a copy of Diablo and claims to play the game to the last drop, in reality he only got through one map and got fed up with the camera angle. (Still buys merch tho)

-A FREAK. I know, I know they’re all freaks, but this guy’s just weird. You could be minding your own business and he’d come up to you and ask you the filthiest questions ever. Claims that his friends “dared him to”, but they’re far from affiliated with his raging hormones. You probably couldn’t go a day without him tugging on your arm looking for attention..

-Probably sneaks into their high school’s band room to play their snare drums, has been caught by the director and reported more times than he could count. (Surprisingly enough, he’s not too bad!)

- LOVES showing shock media to random students in class. You could be working on anything and he wouldn’t even tap you on the shoulder or on your desk, he’d just hold his stupid flip phone out and show you the lowest quality video while giggling like an idiot. Gross.

JOSH LEVY 😍😍

- I had to knock this one out cause I have a LOT to say about Josh…(forgive me)

-Secretly indulges in “girly” media. He loves all things deemed cutesy..especially MLP and magical girl animes. Although he tries to cover this interest up with his sci-fi collection and collection of comic books that could make anyone crumble beneath its weight, he has a small collection of mangas and MLP toys stashed in a box under his bed. Some nights he sits in bed and fixes the pony’s hair and giggles at their features, or just leans back and relaxes while flipping through an issue of Cardcaptor Sakura. The guys have yet to learn about this little secret, and if they did? Josh would lose his mind.

-LOVES legos. Like, majority of his holiday gifts are either comics, collectables, or one big lego set. If the guys cared just a little bit more about what he’d been up to, Josh could rant for hours about his favorite sets. Death Star? Check. Some big stupid flower bouquet for his mom? Check. The list goes on

-If it wasn’t already obvious, given his binge eating and all, Josh has a MAJOR oral fixation. Do not ask to borrow a pen or pencil, chances are he’s been gnawing on it for the past eight weeks. He’s tried chewing gum or hard candies to keep himself from gnawing on his pens of the inside of his mouth, but it never works.

-Considering Evan Dorkin’s post about all of the boys having abusive parents, Josh is one of the worst when it comes to managing his anger. Chances are he never really had an outlet to cope (other than eating), so he’s very, very quick to anger. I like to believe that part of the reason why he keeps his hair tied back in a pony tail is because he’s had a habit of tugging on it out of pure frustration. If he isn’t shouting or hurling insults at someone, he’s hurting himself.

-A BEAST at anything science or math related. If you’re struggling in either of those topics, you better hope Josh likes you. Sure, he claims that he’s great at writing, he loves to use library computers to type up pathetic fanfics, but his knowledge of science and mathematics outweigh that by a mile. He LOVES chemistry, if you’re on his good side he’d spill all sorts of facts about stoichiometry, molecular structures, or anything that you need help with. (If you want to ace a test, you better listen to those rants…)

- As religious as his family is, I’m not too sure if Josh enjoys visiting the local synagogue. He probably struggles to fit in with the other Jewish kids, leaving him to awkwardly twiddle his thumbs and pray that maybe, just maybe, it isn’t gay to find Super Boy cute.

-Horrible at cooking, but surprisingly good at baking?? Sometimes he makes cookies using his mother’s old recipe book, takes great pride in keeping the family tradition alive (even if the cookies are borderline raw)

I LOVE WRITING THESE, IF Y’ALL WANT A PART 2 WITH BILL N JERRY LET ME KNOW!!

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SELF INSERT X PETE DINUNZIO

REMAKE!

I accidentally made the hat blue, it was supposed to be green.. whoopsie.

anywho, I’m thinking ab making radley (self inserts name) into an alien fanatic over anything else, and maybe a bit of a robot fan too.

Undiagnosed autistic boy who was accused of being a ‘robot from outer space’ growing up for how different he was, (like from the move ‘meet Dave’)

he now thinks he’s a robot.

Italian and kiwi, is really pale and has darker hair then the rest of his family since he doesn’t leave his room a lot.

pathetically weak, like, has a terrible iron deficiency and whines about the softer punches thrown at him, skinny too, short, can’t run for shit- the complete opposite of his older brother.

never takes his hate off.

thinks comics are made by the government and are actually about secret experiments they plan on making real (he’s a theorist-)

thinks cats are aliens, thinks the Eltingville club is super cool and wants to join but isn’t allowed to (I mean look at him-)

try’s to communicate with stray cats to get them to spill mars’ secrets (and to pet them)

plays softball but is terrible at it, likes to draw a lot too.

has older brother who is sorta buddies with the club members since he too is a comic reading incel, drags Radley to the comic book store to ‘educate’ him.

also has three little sisters, so he’s basically the middle child.

particularly close with Jerry the most, likes to ramble out dnd oc’s though radley has never played the game.

is online friends with Josh and they talk about space and alien movies, like Star Wars, and like to review or show eachothers fanfiction, they don’t know they’re online friends tho when they see eachother irl since their accounts remain anonymous.

is on Pete’s good side since radley is always up to watch a horror movie, even though it gives him terrible nightmares and paranoia, he’s more interested in the special effects and making of movies then anything. But he does find monsters cool at least.

Dresses up as a green character every year for Halloween.

for every science assessment he either makes a classic planetarium with small balls, or makes a tiny functioning rocket ship.

‘Plays’ with his action figures, has been ruthlessly bullied for it when he was caught by his brother.

Doesn’t know he ain’t straight yet, the only reason he even buys comics (aside from his brother forcing him to) is because he finds the men in the comics hot.. (lobo, hellboy, joker, most dc heroes..)

has mini binoculars on him at all times (to stare at the moon, and girls.. and boys.)

got braces wayyyy too late, is now 16 and he finally has them. Yeesh.

has his ears pierced but was called gay so he doesn’t wear them anymore, the holes closed up and he’s sad ab it :(

thanks to him being Italian he’s really hairy everywhere BUT his face, cannot grow any facial hair and is really envious of his brother and Pete.

works at the comic book store despite his beliefs, doesn’t like joe that much but is a suck up. Is good friends with iron jaw, the customers call him ‘metal maw’ to match due to their braces.. he doesn’t mind too much tho.

secretly likes mlp, relates to fluttershy the most.

[luna-the-cretar]

I love on how Briggsy hears everyone else’s stories, and essentially goes “yeah, I know you all got hotter and cooler, but also…I have a gun”. Love it. Love him.

Also now Lethica and Marius are having even more sexual tension, and I love it. Can’t wait to see how their relationship develops once EOM starts back up again.

And also!!!! Jericho!!!! My boy getting some confidence!!!!! Love that!!!!! And also I’m staring to get the vibe that Virgil is now starting to be like “you need to sleep and eat. No, I swear I don’t actually care about you, I just need your body until we leave this cursed place. Why are you smiling at me like that, stop it”. I mean, dude literally told the rest of the party members that Jericho should eat something (even tho I don’t think Jericho needs to eat still, and Virgil is the one resting and regaining his strength). Kinda have to agree with Marius here, I still don’t fully trust Virgil, but he’s growing on me. If he continues to be nice to Jerry, then I may begin to love him as much as I found myself loving Lethica’s weird cursed child-murdering bag of holding (rip Bag. You are missed.)